A little while ago I did a Google image search on "no headset" and found this story which I wanted to share with you:

"The Scene: A handsome young pilot has just flown in and is relaxing at a social gathering.

All is not going well. He is facing rejection and social failure.

Does he have spinach in his teeth? No, can't be; vegetables aren't in this pilot's diet.

Bad breath? The mints took care of that.

Body odor? Well, maybe, but a quick discrete sniff confirms that his application of ACF-50 is still operational.

Even his epaulets are pressed and his skinny black tie is on straight.

What can it be? Why don't the ladies fawn and why are the guys snickering?

Dejected and alone, he returns home. He pauses in front of the hall mirror and sees the horrifying image.

A nerd is facing back.

He Has Headset Hair!

HEADSET HAIR!

Flat around the ears. Sticking out at all angles where the headset band has rested for all so long!

Even Bill Gates would have trouble looking more nerdy!"